Miscellaneous: Today, my mom told me my grandfather, the most influential man... - FML

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By whatthehelliswrongwithher - 27/04/2016 22:15 - United States - Hillsborough

Today, my mom told me my grandfather, the most influential man in my life, died. I had a breakdown at work, and called lots of people to tell them. Two hours later, she tells me, no, she's thinks he's going to die. Then doesn't understand why I'm upset with her. FML.

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