Today, my friend and I went to a restaurant with my young son...

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By "lk07" - 12/08/2017 15:50 - United States - Midlothian

Today, my friend and I went to a restaurant with my young son along. My friend commented quietly to me while the waitress was getting drinks that she had a camel toe. My son waited until her return to loudly ask "What's a camel toe?" FML

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