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By livin'thedream - 10/04/2016 19:56 - United States - Fulton

Today, My fiance dumped me. She said we were living separate lives, both working 40hrs and school. We just got a puppy for Christmas. She was the one who wanted me back in school, which is anxiety central for me. No worries its her house so I just have to find a place to live during finals. FML

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