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By Anonymous - 31/03/2016 03:21 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, my ex told me that although she still loves me and isn't over me, she "can't be in a relationship right now". Today I also found out that she's already seeing someone else. We broke up last week, after dating for two years. FML

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