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By shortynelson - 12/04/2016 03:04 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, me and my boyfriend were wrestling around in bed. He went back up to lay down and I went for him he ended up plastering me in the eye with his elbow. I'm now stuck with a black eye and him telling me that I shouldn't have cried like a baby. FML.

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