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By carguy100 - 01/04/2016 14:28 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was woken up by the sounds of a woodpecker. but this woodpecker wasn't pecking on wood. the woodpecker was pecking g on what sounded like metal so I was interested in what it was. upon further investigation I find a woodpecker pecking away at my 1967 2 door Chevy Nova. FML

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