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By burnin down the house - 16/04/2016 17:53 - United States

Today, I turned the oven on to bake cookies. I started smelling something burning and opened it to see a paper towel with a biscuit on it. I asked my dad and he said "he was going to warm it up and forgot to take it out" FML

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