Today I learned that the “age spot” on my face is in fact a wart...

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By Addianna - 25/02/2018 18:25

Today I learned that the “age spot” on my face is in fact a wart that I have unknowingly spread across my face due to scratching and now need painful treatments to remove them all. FML

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