Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my ex boyfriend is transferring to the...

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By Chadica - 26/04/2016 15:03 - United States - Avenel

Today, I found out that my ex boyfriend is transferring to the same college as I am next year. This was after almost two years of him being an asshole and then a week or two of him guilting me. FML

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