Miscellaneous: Today, I finally got a package from my parents with my spare...

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By wells - 07/04/2016 00:07 - United States - Tuscaloosa

Today, I finally got a package from my parents with my spare key to my car after losing my car key 5 days ago. As I'm walking up to finally move my car it turns out they sent me the wrong key and my car was being towed. FML

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