Work: Today, I actually tried on my Chinese Test, and got a 45 percent.... - FML

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By PugLord - 06/04/2016 14:23 - United States - San Jose

Today, I actually tried on my Chinese Test, and got a 45 percent. Now I can't eat dinner and my parents took down my bedroom door. FML

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