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By tiredandmoretired - 08/04/2016 02:12 - United States

Today, as I was driving with my little brother in my new car, we were eating oranges and putting the peels on the console. We had been eating a lot of oranges, so my little brother decides to make more room for the peels by lifting the E-brake handle. We were going 70 mph in heavy traffic. FML

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