Miscellaneous: Today, (and every other day) my roommates have a late sleeping... - FML

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By summerstudent - 16/06/2016 06:26 - United States

Today, (and every other day) my roommates have a late sleeping schedule unlike my early-to-bed-early-to-rise schedule. I wouldn't mind this, except for the fact that I have to fall asleep with the lights on every night and get ready in the dark every morning. FML

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