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By deathworldwide - 14/04/2016 16:52 - United States - West Covina

Today after picking up my girlfriend from her theatre class, I decided to help her study. Instead of studying, we ended up having a talk on how she sees me more as a friend than a boyfriend. No worries though, as she mentioned several times that she wants to keep me in her life as a best friend. FML

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