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By A Broke College Student - 16/04/2016 12:55 - United States

Today, after arguing with my best friend, who also has my card saved in his pizza delivery app, I woke up to find a $300 charge on my account from Dominos. When asked about it, all he had to say was, "We needed pizza at my party, and Cassidy thought it would be funny." Cassidy is my girlfriend.

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