Intimacy Today, a lady called me a dumbass for grabbing the wrong cigarettes.... - FML

itsallabootily - 23/01/2016 02:57 - United States - Eau Claire

Today, a lady called me a dumbass for grabbing the wrong cigarettes. She came back later complaining that I still gave her the wrong kind. She called me a dumbass again and yelled at me while I exchanged her cigarettes back to the original ones I had given her. FML

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