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By Anonymous - 13/04/2016 10:23 - United States - Phoenix

So jokingly ask my bf if he'd cheat on me with my sister, he tells me "no way I'd cheat on you with her." Came home from a three week vacation and lo and behold he had cheated on me, but he was honest about not sleeping with my sister...it was my older brother FML

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