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weirdoe - 07/02/2016 09:17 - Italy - Palermo

Today, the only thing that kept me hard during sex with my wife was thinking about my own naked body. FML

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Emily - 05/12/2012 17:55 - United States - Boston

Today, I was diagnosed with pneumonia. My breathing is short and heavy, and I wanted my boyfriend to comfort me. Instead, he called me Darth Vader, patted me on the head, and said, "Don't worry, the Force will be with you." FML

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Anonymous - - United States

Today, someone broke my car's left side mirror. A friend of mine was buying a replacement one and texted me to confirm which one I needed. He asked: "It's the driver's side, right?" To which I replied: "Right". I got the wrong mirror. FML

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harambae - 11/09/2016 17:10 - United States - La Grange

Today, I accidentally mooed during sex. FML

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El Jeffe - 05/07/2016 17:54 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, that awesome new dubstep song that I was rocking out to in my car was actually my transmission falling apart. FML

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