By fuzz94 - 14/11/2012 09:06 - Australia - Brisbane
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By fuzz94 - 14/11/2012 09:06 - Australia - Brisbane
By egc573 - 24/06/2012 23:39 - United States - Fullerton
You guys are great. If I was broken up about this at all, I'd feel much better from a lot of the comments. I'd been flirting with this guy for a while, and this was the coldest he'd ever been to me. He met my friend that very night and wanted to get laid is all. But joke's on him--the friend's engaged! As for the whole maybe my friend told the joke better thing, it's not the kind of joke that needs a bunch of buildup and then a big punchline. It was more of a sarcastic comment-type thing. She didn't tell it any better than I did.
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By Tim - 16/06/2009 06:15 - United States
Nah, she was just shocked when my volcano erupted, and in a spout of horror and confusion she decided that my face would be an appropriate place to wipe her hand. At least she kept it off my clothes huh!