Heeeeelp! mel - 30/08/2009 15:23 - United States Today, I had a stressful day at work and decided to go in the jacuzzi. I hadn't used it for a year, so it was a little dirty. After I cleaned it, filled it up, and jumped in, I pressed the jets. Immediately, thousands of dead moths shot out at full speed towards me. FML 58 960 15 817
Red flag paddy - 14/07/2009 12:23 - United Kingdom Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML 78 589 16 539
OhGeez - 08/06/2009 19:41 - Canada Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML 92 065 22 745