scared-straight - 27/05/2013 04:05 - United States Today, as I was lying on my bed with one of my arms hanging from the side, I felt something sniff my hand from underneath. I don't have any pets. FML 62 718 4 397
Anonymous - 27/05/2013 00:21 - United States - Matteson Today, my girlfriend decided to wake me up from a nap by kissing me. I started kissing her back passionately, when she slapped me. Apparently, kissing her back automatically without "confirming her identity" counts as cheating. FML 65 384 4 470