UHM - 06/10/2013 21:54 - United States Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML 56 305 4 020
violated ._. - 22/08/2013 22:45 - United States Today, I did something I'd always wanted to do: I went swimming with dolphins. It was really fun, until I went to kiss the dolphin, and she slipped her tongue half into my mouth. FML 47 330 15 409