You OK, hun?
By seizuregirl17 - 19/11/2013 15:00 - United States - Boston
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
By seizuregirl17 - 19/11/2013 15:00 - United States - Boston
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OP here, love all you guys who appreciate the pun, and don't you all worry I do not live at home, I have a job and am not a serial sponger.