By killmyself - 23/01/2009 19:50 - United States
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By killmyself - 23/01/2009 19:50 - United States
By icandothecancan - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Duncan
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By cricketsins - 08/11/2013 03:33 - United States - Smyrna
By >_< - 30/08/2013 22:56 - United States - Richmond
Let me give some details before the blasting gets too bad: "beating" was an exaggeration. I was not literally bludgeoning him with a block of cheese. I'm sure that somewhere, someone has done this. That person was not me. It all started because he and I were picking up a few items and he just *happened* to lead me to the cheese aisle in the deli. I love cheese; he knows this and was teasing me. So, one poke led to a pinch, and all of a sudden my cheese-rage took hold and I was swatting him with a block of cheese. It was all in good fun. We are always joking and wrestling around. While we have both seriously hurt one another while wrestling, it's always an accident.