Thebestman123 - 05/08/2011 02:45 - United States Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML 61 117 3 240
Partytime! Yay! theonlychildd1 - - United States Today, a friend from work threw a party. We each had to dress up as a deceased celebrity. I thought it'd be a perfect time to dress up as Marilyn Monroe. When I arrived to the party, my boss said, "But… Rosie O'Donnell isn't dead." FML 33 051 6 816
Oh no, oh God no hlev24 - 03/03/2009 16:20 - United States Today, I was on my way home from a friend's house. I called home ahead of time to let my parents know I was on my way. My dad picked up and in a panting voice said, "Now isn't a good time, drive around the block for 15 minutes." FML 104 114 6 735