Opportunist
By Mick - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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By Mick - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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I am a chick, haha. I think it's cute, just... Painful at the moment. I'm planning on letting said niece colour it in once healed. My nickname is "Human Colouring Book" right now. Not bad, eh?