Dodged my bullet
By Lo. - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
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By Lo. - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
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By ericabearr - 18/11/2013 20:14 - United States - Nacogdoches
Yes I am aware that "that's what they're there for." I personally do not want them there. They make me self conscious. I'm choosing to go to the gym on my own and not for my boyfriend. He tells me I'm beautiful regardless of how I feel about myself. Maybe he can fun something new to grab onto though! Haha! Thanks for the comments though y'all! :)