By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 01:11 - United States
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By Anonymous - 09/01/2011 01:11 - United States
By sandiego - 22/02/2010 05:02 - United States
By ughno - 21/02/2010 19:50 - United States
By mrniceguy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By lendahandmanda - 24/02/2010 00:01 - United States
Not only was he a pretty muscular guy, but his arms were pinning mine down to a point, and i had no leverage laying in the position I was in. To those of you saying I should have just waited til he woke up, he was sort of choking me, his head was under my chin pressed against my neck, and I felt like I was being suffocated, and his body on top of mine was making it difficult for me to breathe. It might have just been anxiety though. I probably could have stuck through it.
wow this has just turned into a bug argument over who's state it better hahaha