Consommation
By Étudiant fauché - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
See, one of you was right.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You agreed with your own post. Nice.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You said "I agree" with 1000 posts
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You're following 200 people
You're following 100 people
You're following 50 people
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
By Étudiant fauché - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff