randomjulz - 16/06/2011 03:53 - United States Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After I said no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML 38 286 9 982
Savannah - 15/06/2011 00:07 - United States Today, like every other day this past week at Bonnaroo, I've been placing my belongings in the cubbyhole inside the portapotties as I use. Today, I also learned that those "cubbyholes" are urinals. FML 9 980 55 139
notinthebutt - 14/06/2011 17:57 - United States Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML 15 327 64 340