Opportunist
By Mick - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
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