mynoseburns - 22/02/2010 19:32 - United States Today, I sneezed while I was throwing up into the toilet. It turns out that throwing up is even less pleasant when the puke violently shoots out through your nose. FML 36 543 2 661
Drunk with power fannylover - 18/02/2010 20:12 - United States Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML 36 148 3 040
SummersEve - 12/02/2010 00:47 - United States Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML 7 727 33 374