siikman313 - 12/09/2011 21:37 - United States Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML 38 612 3 947
aru9 - 12/09/2011 19:25 - United States Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML 22 250 37 028
dumbo - 30/07/2009 14:43 - United States Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. Twenty minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML 63 890 18 925