goldfish - 06/03/2012 02:47 - Canada Today, I came home to an eviction notice after an apartment inspection. The reason? Having an unauthorized pet that could cause unnecessary damage to my suite. My pet is a goldfish. FML 34 164 3 903
idrathernotgiveoutmyname - 31/01/2012 02:50 - Canada Today, I was texting the guy I like. He's really smart, funny, athletic, and cute. This all changed when he told me he was jacking off. FML 29 949 8 900
Call the cops sacrophage - 28/02/2010 04:30 - Canada Today, I discovered that my abusive, obsessive, psychotic ex-boyfriend from over two years ago still has a thing for me. How did I find out? Although I've ignored him walking unnecessarily past my house for the past two months, it was hard to ignore when he fell from a tree outside my window. FML 40 801 2 897