By hitcap - 09/05/2008 13:26
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
By hitcap - 09/05/2008 13:26
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By ahouaisok - 06/10/2012 15:01 - Canada - Montreal
Salut à tous, je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Effectivement tout comme #69 ça m'est arrivé du jour au lendemain alors que j'ai toujours mis du Labello, et non pas parce que je m'en suis tartinée la tronche, ni parce que le tube était périmé. Ma bouche était tellement gonflée que même en souriant on voyait plus mes dents... Mais le plus nul ça a été une fois que ma bouche a dégonflé, mes lèvres étaient explosées de gerçures et le simple fait de parler me faisait un mal de chien. En tout cas, après plusieurs essais j'ai maintenant trouvé un baume pour les lèvres qui ne me provoque pas de réactions allergiques.
Désolé je n'ai pas pu répondre avant, alors voici plus de précisions: Et bien non, ce n'était pas un fantasme gay, ça m'est bien arrivé au lycée. Je suis un garçon, en Terminale, et c'est bien un autre garçon qui m'a proposé "de me la tenir" et vice versa. Je suis hétéro, et pas du tout interessé. Bref VDM sur le coup, je lui ai quand même gentiment dit "non merci" un peu choqué =)