Anonymous - 10/01/2011 05:38 Today, I asked my parents if I had a college fund because I will be going to university in two years. They laughed. FML 29 844 5 764
nemo518 - 23/12/2010 06:36 - Canada Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML 46 182 9 461
Anonymous - 07/01/2010 00:29 - Canada Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML 41 962 3 471