Username - 08/07/2011 13:24 - United States Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML 34 616 5 622
Username - 06/07/2011 02:54 - United States Today, my mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange for my soul. FML 39 418 4 106
Cowgirl_Up37 - 02/07/2011 20:54 - United States Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML 12 834 48 083