•
•
•

earnie63

0

0

0

0

359

4

Butler, USA

Earnie63

I'm just a Darn Ole Redneck. I live so far back in the woods that they have to pump the sunshine in and I pump the Moonshine Out.

Earnie63 -

Earnie63 -

Earnie63

lovers5201

conklin65

Earnie63

Earnie63

roberto - 12/11/2010 23:48 - Brazil

Today, I was fooling around a bit with my girlfriend while cooking dinner when she said, "Don't get too excited, I want to watch The Princess and the Frog tonight." I just got cockblocked by a Disney movie. FML

38 803

7 384

Non sequitur

lisacasabonita - 12/11/2010 16:31 - United States

Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML

24 240

42 534

Smooth talkin' dude

Anonymous - 12/11/2010 01:48 - Canada

Today, I realized the nicest thing my fiancé has said to me all month was that I have "very suckable titties." FML

30 935

5 898

Natural history

latino - 11/11/2010 11:30 - United States

Today, at the museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where you can feel what natural boobs and testes feel like. I started rolling the "boob" like a stress ball and forgot where I was. When I realized people were staring, it became very awkward. FML

11 555

43 738