PunkChik27 - 12/12/2011 04:46 - United States Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML 35 147 4 472
Kids will be kids Anonymous - 20/08/2011 14:08 - United States Today, my 4 year-old asked to go outside and play in the sprinkler. I told him not right now because I was busy and he's too little to play outside by himself. I came out of the laundry room later to find he'd brought the sprinkler in the house and turned the water on. At least he listened. FML 35 853 8 684
FractalSanity - 01/02/2009 08:11 - Canada Today, my best friend was crying because her boyfriend is a retard. I brought my thumb up to wipe a tear off her face, and somehow stuck it up her nose. FML 26 640 11 491