Anonymous - 12/01/2014 06:38 - Australia - Boondall Today, after his sixth beer, my dad looked me in the eye and said "I've never forgiven you for what you did to your mother's vagina". FML 62 140 6 224
Anonymous - 22/02/2012 05:42 - United States Today, my husband and I were about to have sex. As soon as I got on top, he started speaking in a robot voice, then demanded that I call him "The Fuckinator." FML 39 812 5 621