Today - 07/09/2010 02:26 - United States Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML 35 319 6 599
Anonymous - 03/09/2010 00:52 - Australia Today, I found out that one of my best mates had his backpack, clothes, and everything else in it stolen at an airport overseas. I was feeling sorry for him all day. It took me 9 hours to remember that I actually loaned him my backpack for his trip. FML 26 934 7 317
VIVI - 25/10/2008 16:55 Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML 27 709 122 691