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Andy - - Canada - Toronto

Today, I attended a formal banquet. The host was delivering a speech, when I felt the urge to pee, so I tried to quietly excuse myself. My chair screeched over the floor as I got up, I tripped over my own feet, and I accidentally took the door leading outdoors, where I ended up peeing in shame. FML

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Anonymous - 29/11/2015 06:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend emotionally proposed over dinner, and I said yes. Soon after he left, he tweeted, "I just fucked up...." and a few minutes later called me and claimed the proposal was a prank. FML

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StuckInTheCloset - 09/01/2019 20:00

Today, after much soul-searching, I realized that I may be transgender. Unfortunately, my girlfriend is exclusively straight. I have a choice- stay closeted forever, or break my girlfriend's heart. FML

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ihatehim - 05/08/2018 00:20

Today I had to take my female dog to the vets because her vaginal looked swollen and agape. I paid out $500 dollars and they kept her for further testing. I started typing in the search bar & previously searched was "can I get a dog pregnant, " my 15 year old brother also uses this computer. FML

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Anonymous - 15/09/2018 06:00

Today, while getting dressed, I discovered that when my brother and his friends got drunk last night one of them wanked into a pair of my panties and put them back in my wardrobe. The crusty mess pressed right into my groin. I had to clean dry spunk out of my pubic hair. FML

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