Gross Work Yeet the feet

Yeet the feet

SalonGirl - 10/03/2009 11:55 - United States

Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML

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Anonymous - 06/10/2011 04:23 - United States

Today, a customer handed me the ankle-length hosiery she had just used to try on some shoes, and as I sat there feeling the warm dampness of them in the palm of my hand, she said, "You should throw those away, I have a toe fungus." FML

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nyu - 25/01/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML

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inosehowthatgotthere - 10/02/2011 01:12 - United States

Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML

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Anonymous - 06/10/2015 04:18 - United States - Lake Oswego

Today, at my annual checkup, the doc looks down at my foot and says, "Oh, you have an extra toenail. Six, huh?" Then sort of scraping at the side of my foot below the pinky toe, he pulls off a long piece of dead, dried skin and says, "Oh." FML

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Anonymous - 22/12/2009 01:30 - Canada

Today, I got fed up with the amount of hair on my feet, so I went to get my foot hair waxed off. When I removed my socks, the waxer laughed the amount of foot hair. I'm a 18 year old female and it appears I have feet that were last seen on Big Foot. FML

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Becoming a commuter. - 04/09/2012 17:14 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I moved into college and met my new roommate. Not fifteen minutes later, she had told me about the fungus on her feet, and what happens when she forgets to take her anti-psychotic medication, all while picking at her nose and eating the spoils. FML

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peepeepants - 18/08/2009 12:35 - Canada

Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML

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UkuleleTime - 10/06/2015 05:25 - United States - Garner

Today, I worked in a shoe store. As I was removing the shoes off an older man I felt a squish, and pulled back my hand to see brown and yellow. The man then looked at me and said, "Looks like I missed a spot." Dog crap. FML

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hobbit - 22/05/2013 17:40 - United States - Winthrop

Today, I decided to treat myself to a pedicure ahead of my cousin's wedding. The woman doing my nails asked if I wanted my toe hairs trimmed. I was so taken aback and embarrassed that I said yes. They charged me extra. FML

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Anonymous - 26/11/2020 18:58 - United States - Maryville

Today, I was eating some cake that my roommate's girlfriend brought by for us. I felt something weird in my mouth, so I stopped chewing to grab it. It was a fingernail. FML

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Amanda_Ruth 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:06

Oh, dear Jesus. That's disgusting! You poor thing...

drybamboo 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:11

Um, ew. Someone remind me not to go on this site when I'm eating.

nina14_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 3:57

ROFL! :] gotta be one of my fav. fml stories.

wordgirl 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 17:00

This is definitely my favorite FML story so far. Love it!!

diana491141 0

Monday 6 April 2009 0:55

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOO GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE FEET!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSO SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thefinalpie 0

Friday 24 April 2009 18:33

This is where you pack up and find another job

diamondg4u2c 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 22:21

GOOD!!! I did cosmo for 4 years and the first thing they tell us is to refuse people with fungi!!!! if you didnt know what it was you got whats coming to you... would you cut a childs hair with lice?! I mean come on!

AnnaSeptic 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 4:45

Eww.

containsnosoy 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 9:51

Sweetie, if that's what you do for a living, you should know better. We learned that the first day of beauty school.

Fuzz_fml 0

Monday 1 June 2009 2:36

i dont understand why you people dont get how fugus can get flug around if shes scrubbing on it. if you scrub something hard enough it flings everywhere...

gymnasty2233 0

Friday 5 June 2009 5:42

24-chill retard and 28 it could happen so chill too. And that is gross. And get a life #28 instead of accusing people of lying and "making an accont just to tell you this" bull shit. So **** off asshole. And that is nasty. Fell sorry for you girl. :(