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izaya - - United States - Muskogee

Today, I woke up with a electric dog collar on my neck. I wouldn't have noticed it until my stepfather turned the collar to the highest intensity just to wake me up. FML
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YveltalLugia 17

You should probably talk to someone, notably the cops.

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Naith 14

You might need to get a new alarm Can I recommend this one I have Sonic Bomb SBB500SS https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B000OOWZUK/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_OrJMvb75M4GEG

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Naith 14

Here is a U.S. Link http://www.amazon.com/Sonic-SBB500ss-Vibrating-Alarm-Clock/dp/B000OOWZUK

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dcam13 19

^^actually #1 I think (s)he needs to get a new step-dad.

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MyNameIsLaughter 18

Can anybody fill us in on what #1 said? It's already been moderated.

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shells3173 16

what was his reason of doing.that, seek some help op.

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lexiieeex3 32

Regardless of the reason, it's still illegal.

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football98_fml 20

Some role model he is

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sonasonic 34

Why did you remove the battery?

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Durantye 8

So that it wouldn't shock more people silly 90.

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ihavenolifehaha 16

Don't worry op, it was just a joke.

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Woedel 25

"Joke" or not, that is not appropriate.

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jerryj 27

If someone punched you in the gut, would you find it a joke as well?

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Durantye 8

Haha yeah, such a joke, here #9 have some acid in your face in the morning, haha what a wake up call amirite? Such funny jokes here, ha ******* ha.

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YveltalLugia 17

You should probably talk to someone, notably the cops.

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