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published_anthropologist - 23/07/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of eight years explained to me that the Egyptian pyramids were built by aliens from Mars. I have a B.S. in Biology and an M.S. in Anthropology, and I'm working on my Ph.D. She thinks I'm an irrational idiot for telling her she's wrong. FML

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Anonymous - 22/08/2016 11:49 - Australia

Today, I found out that one of my colleagues believes that aliens built the pyramids. No amount of logical reasoning or evidence has had any effect on his argument of, "but you can't prove they didn't." FML

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GodSquad - 26/09/2013 08:06 - United Kingdom - Blackburn

Today, I found out that the girl I've fallen in love with is a "young-earth/dinosaurs-lived-with-humans" crackpot. FML

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MotherofET - 11/07/2011 04:23 - Australia

Today, my daughter announced on Facebook that she is directly descended from extra-terrestrials. That would be okay - except she's 25 and believes it's true. FML

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Dave - 10/09/2009 13:37 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years told me that I was part of an experiment for her Sociology doctorate. I also learned that the notebooks she's been writing in for the past three years aren't for her "doctorate in literature" as she had told me, they were notes on my behavior for the past 3 years. FML

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yikes - 07/03/2023 10:00

Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years actually believes that the Earth is flat. FML

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astroloser - 07/03/2009 16:10 - Philippines

Today, I went to my guidance counselor and told her how I'd been fascinated with space since I was 12, had read about the universe and everything, and how I want to be an astrologist when I grow up. She stared at me for a second, before saying, "But you're... stupid." FML

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blueglover - 27/03/2012 07:40 - United States - Perris

Today, I made a new friend. He seemed pretty cool, until we came to the topic of religion and the ancient alien theory. I'm seemingly now friends with a guy who thinks alien Jesus raped an Earth woman, and we're the resulting cross-breed. FML

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Dumbfounded - 08/08/2012 23:03 - United States - Padre Island Ntl Seashor

Today, my wife yelled at me for admitting I take my wedding ring off at work. I explained that I work in a chemistry lab and don't want to damage it. She laughed and said, "Oh please, that chemistry stuff is nonsense anyway." All while reading her horoscope. FML

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Anonymous - 02/08/2012 00:56 - United Kingdom - March

Today, my girlfriend tried to convince me that she never takes dumps. I told her that as long as she eats, it's a biological impossibility, but she seems to have genuinely deluded herself into thinking it's true, purely because she is a girl. FML

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James - 26/08/2011 18:29 - Canada

Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom, because apparently I'm an idiot for not sharing her belief that chickens are mammals. She has a university degree in this stuff. FML

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takemedown 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 16:04

Why would ANYONE think the pyramids were built by aliens from Mars?

starflake 3

Thursday 23 July 2009 16:04

I have a feeling your girlfriend has been watching too much Stargate..

fallacy_fml 0

Friday 24 July 2009 1:34

Damn straight, tell her what's what.

RigChan 0

Friday 24 July 2009 2:08

This seriously has some of the funniest comments I have ever read. XD

burnhamt23 0

Friday 24 July 2009 2:39

FHL

AlexZB 0

Friday 24 July 2009 2:49

why are you even going out with her?

TItan160 0

Friday 24 July 2009 2:50

stop being a ******* lazy ass and propose to her dumbshit u've been with her for 8 ******* years

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Friday 24 July 2009 3:58

I don't know. It took him 8 years to figure out his gf's a dumbass. I wouldn't want this woman raising my kids. My kids might believe they have two assholes because they're aliens.

eric780 0

Friday 24 July 2009 4:30

you have a bullshit in biology?

flavadog 0

Friday 24 July 2009 4:46

I hope you are kidding? if not i REALLY HATE you.. how is it possible for ppl with so good imagination that they actually believe aliens built pyramids to not be able to understand how humans could do it aswell? and can I ask u why? please, why did "the aliens" do it? and maybe perhaps why havn't we seen anything from them since then?