Miscellaneous, Neighbours, Noise and ACAB: USA! USA! USA!

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By Not like that - 19/06/2025 21:00 - United States - New York

Today, I called the cops on the house next to me, since they constantly make tons of noise and throw trash in my yard. Turns out they're all undocumented migrants, and now three families with little kids are getting deported. I feel like scum. FML

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Trash

By Anonymous - 02/04/2017 16:00

Today, I confronted my lousy, loud, messy neighbors about the trash they throw in my yard. They responded by throwing my trash in their yard, then called the police to report me for vandalism and illegal dumping when I returned their trash. Guess who has a court appearance in two weeks… FML

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Vengeance is mine

By shitty neighbor - 25/07/2021 10:01 - United States

Today, I had to call the cops on my neighbor. I was heading off to work when I saw him actually shitting in our yard. The reason? They caught my dumbass rebel of a son on their security camera, shitting in their yard. FML

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Nice neighborhood

By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 15:34 - United States - Lexington

Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML

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By CAchickadee - 29/05/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML

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Hell in a handbasket

By Anonymous - 24/02/2023 12:00

Today, I tried to help my community by cleaning up a patch of waste ground covered in litter. Instead of gratitude, I was reported to the cops and issued with fines for noise complaints, trespassing, causing a nuisance, littering, harming wildlife, and about 15 other offences. Screw this community. FML

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By 44magnumtime - 06/08/2012 17:57 - Canada - Oakville

Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML

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By fineillpissthebedthen - 07/02/2013 22:56 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, my downstairs neighbours screamed at me for making so much noise that I woke their children up and made them cry. The noise was the sound of a loose floorboard shifting as I crept to my bathroom, and again on my way back to bed. They've sworn to get me evicted. FML

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A very compassionate defence…

By Jennifer - 19/05/2021 22:01

Today, I’ve been summoned to court because I found some homeless people living in a house I bought to renovate, and my brothers and I threw them out. Apparently even though it’s my property, they had some bullshit squatters rights. I can’t believe the courts are taking their complaint seriously. FML

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By DaveAlmighty - 02/07/2009 07:22 - United States

Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my house, spying on my neighbors. When they refused to leave, I grabbed a baseball bat and they sped off in a hurry. Later, those same perverts came back to arrest my neighbors for drug trafficking. I had threatened cops. FML

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Cops can't catch criminals

By frustrated - 17/05/2014 10:11 - United States - Forest Park

Today, I called the cops on a couple who was fighting outside my window at 4 a.m. They hid in the bushes when the cops came, came back out when they left, and started fighting again. FML

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TomeDr 24

Friday 20 June 2025 12:35

It’s not YOUR fault that they’re here illegally. And if they wanted to stay, perhaps they should have been better neighbors.

poopface82 23

Friday 20 June 2025 14:03

I hate what’s going on with mass deportations as much as any American with a soul, but if these people were undocumented, one would think they wouldn’t draw too much attention to themselves.

Comments

TomeDr 24

Friday 20 June 2025 12:35

It’s not YOUR fault that they’re here illegally. And if they wanted to stay, perhaps they should have been better neighbors.

poopface82 23

Friday 20 June 2025 14:03

I hate what’s going on with mass deportations as much as any American with a soul, but if these people were undocumented, one would think they wouldn’t draw too much attention to themselves.

UnbrokenRose 11

Friday 20 June 2025 14:45

Yeah...no. People aren't "soulless" just because they don't want illegals here. Especially when they act like this.

easybree 10

Friday 20 June 2025 14:28

noooo that sucks… why wouldn’t they be nicer neighbours!

UnbrokenRose 11

Friday 20 June 2025 14:41

Because they want all of the benefits and none of the consequences. 🙃

DLBL 20

Saturday 21 June 2025 0:52

You are not scum. Throwing trash in your yard? F them. They are breaking the law on several levels.

d j mom 9

Saturday 21 June 2025 14:01

maybe if they didn't act like disrespectful pigs they could have stayed. I'm sure other neighbors would have called too. you just happened to call first. not your fault.

Yudith 25

Saturday 21 June 2025 15:27

Like I said to my ex just before he was caught driving over a red light with an expired driver's license in a car with a busted taillight: "Now that your visa has expired, you have to be discreet and to follow the law really well".