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so scared - 08/02/2014 17:13 - Canada - Barrie

Today, my mother thought it would be funny to sneak into my room at night and scream like a demon, after I'd explained to her how scared I was of The Exorcist movie I had just seen. She claims it wasn't her. FML

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Sodapop40 - 21/06/2020 05:05

Today, my mom admitted to me that, when I was a baby, my grandmother kidnapped me and took me to the priest to perform an exorcism, because she swore I was the "spawn of Satan." FML

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Ariel_Mariaa - 04/11/2011 23:25 - Canada

Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML

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Poordaughter5 - 06/07/2016 17:21 - Germany

Today, my parents watched a horror movie with some creepy child in it. Apparently, I sound just like that kid when I call for my mom, so now she doesn't want me to call her mom anymore. FML

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Spooked

awkwardpartybear - 04/01/2014 23:43 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to a figure holding a knife above me. After I screamed in terror, the figure burst into laughter. It was my mom. She did this as payback for me not washing the dishes last night after making food. FML

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Not now, mom!

Anonymous - 28/09/2020 18:02 - United States - Gillette

Today, my mother showed up to pick something up from my house. I was sleeping and before I knew it she was in my bedroom, jumping on my bed, saying hi to my ex-girlfriend who she thought was with me. It wasn't my ex, and I doubt that girl will ever want to hang out again after that awkward morning. FML

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poohanne - 12/01/2013 06:36 - United States - Ville Platte

Today, my mom made up a new game. She thinks it's hilarious to hide my brother's creepy Batman toy around the house to creep me out. This has been going on for hours and I still scream every time. FML

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jkbeynon - 03/03/2013 04:18 - United States - Canyon Country

Today, I told my mom that I heard something, and I think we have rats in the attic and should hire an exterminator. She looked at me and said, "Rats, huh? That's what the mom in The Exorcist thought, but it turned out to be the devil living up there." FML

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Worth it

Anonymous - 19/02/2021 22:58

Today, my mom thought it would be funny to wake me up with a monster mask on, holding a knife, and screaming, "I'm going to kill you!" My first response was to punch her in the face then kick her. Guess who's grounded for a month. FML

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anonymous - 06/07/2011 15:21 - United States

Today, my mother told me she wanted me to get an exorcism. Yes, she was serious. I'm Jewish. FML

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Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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Varhsity_tK 9

Saturday 8 February 2014 19:29

What if it wasn't her....

bitchimabunnyz33 13

Saturday 8 February 2014 19:30

Plot twist... it wasn't her...

MVSK 8

Saturday 8 February 2014 19:48

just wait until she shares her fears with you then start plotting a revenge.

Dthsapprntc 23

Saturday 8 February 2014 19:49

I always thought it was good parenting to scare the crap out of your kids every now and again. Keeps them on their toes.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 8 February 2014 19:57

It's possible it wasn't...spooky...

breakinlegs 19

Saturday 8 February 2014 20:00

So now you figure out what her biggest fear is...

tpm45 25

Saturday 8 February 2014 20:01

1) How is that a comment? 2) How does it even pertain to the FML? 3) Why can't we have nice things?

Secret_Ninjaa 35

Saturday 8 February 2014 20:01

That, my friend is why you dont tell parents anything.

ohishkabibble 21

Saturday 8 February 2014 20:05

Ahaha! Sorry OP, your life sucks. But you also deserve it just a bit, because I'm sure you know how mischievous your mother can be and yet you told her about that anyway.