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By Clumsy & Forgetful - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I found out why I'm always let off easy when I do something wrong at work. They think I have a mental handicap. I don't. I'm just clumsy and forgetful. FML
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kaprookie 3

I don't know about you, but that sounds like a free pass to do whatever the **** you want and get away with it.

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marinus_fml 19

Most special people don't actually know they're special...

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caviar_fml 2

if they find out you'll probably be fired

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xcarxcrashx 9

Not likely. If op was actually handicapped then it's likely their job would already know. I'm assuming it's his coworkers and not his bosses.

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ibeinpain 5

But wouldn't the boss inform the co-workers of his issue?

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MineIsBigger 5

go to the ladies restroom and start kicking doors in while theyre on the john. then say something like "sorry i dont know any better" lol

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flagg1888 3

Want to steal any more jokes from family guy??

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cheeseboy77 0

time to go annoy some people! you just basically got an OK to go mess up some enemies

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Ciara4757 16

This is genuinely one of the funniest things iv heard in ages......no disrespect to the handicapped though...how did they start to think that though?

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thefaced 0

That's actually good, take advantage of that!

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xxtb0 0

lucky! im sure a lot of your co-workers don't like you though.. haha

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ZXDriver 0

Go along with it. It may save your job someday!

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nikkirenn 6

Maybe you should look for a new job with people who won't assume

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jizzwold 21

So you obviously don't want him to have a job with other human beings.

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nikkirenn 6

Touché. Guess the op is shit outta luck!

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summerwummer 2

That's what you call the silver lining!

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