Tool Academy

By soundbox - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching "Tool Academy" with my girlfriend. When asked which Tool I would be, I replied with Power Tool. She then stated I would be "Tiny Tool." I'm 240 pounds. I don't know if she was calling me fat, or saying I have a small penis. My best guess would be both. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 847
You deserved it 4 862

Same thing different taste

Top comments

sexy1 0

I'm sorry soundbox, you're just a tool

Comments

JIMMY2CHAINZ_84 2

time to evaluate the nutritional value of the food you eat, how much you eat and then incorporate some kind of exercise routine. keep in mind it’s hard to out exercise a bad diet. good luck.