By booksandshadows - 04/03/2014 09:06 - United States - San Diego

Today, while walking through Wal-Mart I noticed a cute employee. With a sudden burst of confidence, I walked right up to him, intending to ask for his number. Instead, I looked him in the eye and said, "Excuse me sir, how much do you know about bedsheets?" and then ran. FML
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Nickb55 16

Even in the heat of the moment how did you manage to say that?

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ipman737 18

Well did he take you to the bedsheets? ;)

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flashback_fml 14

Lol already thinking about the bed, you seriously probably blew his mind though

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ZodiacalComa7 11

Screw it, do better than a Wal-Mart employee.

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squideth 18

What, like a self-superior douchebag like you?

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psycheiris13 20

Where do you find your pick up lines OP? Couldn't you just start with hello? But I don't blame you for being nervous and better luck next time ;)

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Red_Ninja_20 5

This is what happens when a Tumblr user tries to ask someone out.

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ahsanmasood 4

*hugs* its ok :), happens to the best of us :)

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Ashter 20

That is priceless. Did you go back?

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